God’s Words Are Inexhaustible

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…and I love God’s words on life!

Please allow me to begin this blog by saying I am grateful to God for the extent to which he has tolerated me and enabled me to compose articles on how I believe he would respond to some situations in life based on his inerrant Words in Scripture.

Therefore, I humbly offer the following version of a whimsical story and God’s exemplary explanation for it in this manner.

     Ooops!!

          A middle-aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital.  While on the operating table she has a near death experience.  During that experience, she sees God and asks if this is it.  God says no and explains that she has another 30 years to live.

          Upon her recovery, she decides to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc.  She even has someone come in and change her hair color.  She figures since she’s got another 30 years she might as well make the most of it.

          She walks out of the hospital after the last operation and is killed instantly by an ambulance speeding by.  She arrives in front of God and complains, “I thought you said I had another 30 years.”

          God replies, “I didn’t recognize you.”

Not that He needs one…but this was God’s excuse in rhyme…

Words!!

Words come soaring…Words come marching…Words come seeking…Words come stalking.

Words come walking…Words come running…Words come creeping…Words come strumming.

Words!  Words!

Who can live without them…

Cluttering up your mind, they come

Like falling leaves in Autumn.

Overflowing your heart in chaos

Fighting for space in your being

Establishing themselves in voices

Everybody speaking at once…bad timing

Trying to eradicate them from your head

Is like eliminating your body of waste

In a few short hours, they are back again

With a vengeance, running around in haste

Words!  Words!

Are like parasites, no doubt

I have resolved to tolerate them

But only until death takes Me out.

[MY BAD!]

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I was just having fun, you Guys.  Hope you had a laugh or two.  Below is your Scripture Lesson for the week:

What does the Bible say about laughter? Laughter is an amazing ability that God gave us all. Laughter helps us cope with sadness and life. The Bible gives examples of when to laugh and when not to laugh. The Bible also gives us the strength to be able to laugh at the wicked.  For Psalm 37:12-13 says; “The wicked plot against the godly; they snarl at them in defiance. But the Lord just laughs, for he sees their day of judgment coming”.

Click http://www.tgifmasterminds.com every Friday for a new post from the Master’s servant manager…ME!     

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