Oh, no!  More new faces and groping hands.
They pull and stretch me just like a rubber band.
Why do they think they have to pinch my checks
And doesn't anyone use Listerine or brush their teeth.

Mom, Dad, give a five-month old little guy a break.
We just went through this last week and my body still aches.
Oh, no! Not the little guy.  Don't give me to him again.
On the first go round, he punched me dead on the chin.

Stop tickling my stomach, you ole bat.
Yes you, in that stupid looking hat.
Who are you anyway, with your lips poked out
I guess you want to plant on me a kiss, right on my mouth.

I heard somebody say, "This one's your cousin, and here is Auntie Sue,
Give Uncle Montgomery a big smile and hug Grandma's neck, wont you."
The response was, "Isn't he cute.  He looks just like Grand daddy Bill,
I sure wish he was alive to see his grandson.  He would be thrilled."

How long did they say these people would  be here
And why do I feel like everybody is my peer.
For some reason most of them look alike
And my dog, Boomer, after sniffing them, did not take one bite.

Well, just maybe this bunch of folks are special
They do seem to love me much more. 
They brought me lots and lots of gifts and things
Far more than those people from next door.

Did I hear Mommy say 'Mommy'
Is she addressing that ole bat by that name.
Oops, here they come in my direction
It seems like lots of names in this room are the same.

Now, I noticed that Daddy and Mommy and me are called Roses'
But the visitors in this house are acting like they are the bosses.
They are chasing my dog and scaring my little cat,
And eating everything in sight except my formulae, what's with that!

But the truth is, the more they hang around and play with me
The more I'm beginning to like them
Especially the old one who has the nice cushions
I guess she is the pillow for everybody to relax on.

At first I was wondering if I would like where God had placed me
With a daddy and mommy and a doggie and a kitty
Now I know I am satisfied thanks to all these extra people
Uncles and aunts and cousins and grandpas and granny's.

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